------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Chemistry Class - Mr.Smith ask his student to name out the formula for particular substances. "What is the formula for Carbon Dioxide, Michael?" He answered Mr.Smith CO2 . "Good. Next, just to refresh you peoples' mind. Name me the formula for Water." Johnson stood up and answered "HIJKLMNO" ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Once upon a time - An elephant saw a naked man on a high high up mountain. The elephant asked, "Hello stranger, what are you doing at such a high altitude here? It's hard to breathe even for me, i wonder how can you breathe properly with that?" -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
From now onwards (2008)... Mr.Wong's Ultimate Joke:
Peeps..are you ready for the ultimate Mr. Wong joke? Seriously, are you ready? Fuck you Mr.Wong.
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 24th April 2008 Mr. Wong Joked :
Never ASSUME anything in ANY decision making, especially when you buy share markets. You know why? Basically ASSUME, this particular word is a combination of a few other words - ASS.U.ME. Which means by Never Make An ASS out of U and ME. -loled- ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 5th May 2008 Mr. Wong Philosophies :
There are 3 stages of L.O.V.E Mini - love (under probation . no physical contact) Midi - love (no idea) Maxi - love (love u foreva kind of thing. marriage) -randomed.-
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 8th May 2008 Mr. Wong Joked :
You guys know what is a BATA? You ppl know rite, the shoe brand thingy? Last time ah, i used it to play sports like badminton, basketball and stuff like that. Every fortnight i chg 1pair. 1st week the sole botak 2nd week the sole came off
B - Buy A - And T - Throw A - Away.
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 15th May Mr. Wong says :
Why is MAS encountering loss profit throughout the whole year? Reason(s)? MAS. Mana Ada System, is one of the main reason. Years passes and they created a new system - Mesti Ada System. Yet, result showing that they're still loosing their profits. Finally the Mahathir Ada System joins in.... still loosing money tho.... -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Hey Ghost you know u drive me crazy One pull puts the rhythm in my hand Still i'll neva understand why you pull your hair I see hairs falling down. Cover up with fake hair in the mirror Tell yourself it's neva gonna happen again, You pull, alone, and then he swears he love you!!!
-Chorus- Do you feel like a ghost, When you pluck 9 your hair Do you feel better now, hair falls to the ground. Well i tell u my friend One day this world's gonna end As your hair crumble down A new life she has... FOUND!!!!!
A pebble in the water makes a ripple perfect Every hair u pull will bear a consequence If u pull your hair foreva you'll surely bald I see hair falling down. I see the way you go and pull your hair again, pull your hair again, Heed my lecture!
-CHORUS-
ONE DAY SHE WILL TELL YOU DAT SHE, HAD PULL EEEENOUGH!!! It's coming round again x2
-CHORUS-
Hair down in the dirt, She says this doesn't hurt! She says, I finally Pull Enough!! *dedication for YOUR friend AHHH!!! =/!!!!*
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